Who produced the largest safe plaque?

[Gary Stephenson]

and a proper padlock and padbar to stop the staff escaping!

[Warren63]

and a proper padlock and padbar to stop the staff escaping!

No doubt his night watchman keeps lookout as well! ( from the turrets).

[Tom Gordon]

No doubt his night watchman keeps lookout as well! ( from the turrets).

The guards are on the battlements, not the turrets, but there is no problem with the staff escaping - I confiscated their passports- they won't get far...
I must admit though that the gardener is a bit obsessed about it being solely his personal bathroom- which can cause a bit of friction with the hareem sometimes.

[Warren63]

The guards are on the battlements, not the turrets, but there is no problem with the staff escaping - I confiscated their passports- they won't get far...
I must admit though that the gardener is a bit obsessed about it being solely his personal bathroom- which can cause a bit of friction with the hareem sometimes.

I have to share a bathroom with three daughters so I know where the gardeners coming from, the staff probably have more chance of getting their passports back than I do of having peaceful ablutions in the morning!